February 2012
6 posts
I just want to give everyone Grammys and Grammys for their Grammys and live in a happy music world where there are flowers and rainbows and milkshakes
1 tag
January 2012
3 posts
A Poem
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the Streep
Meryly, Meryly, Meryly, Meryly
Life is Meryl Streep
-Ashlee
December 2011
13 posts
bunontherun:
Uh, hey Ashlee Martin, if you were wondering if we could be friends, the answer is, and will always be, yes. We can still be friends even if you weren’t wondering.
HEY REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE YEAH WE ARE FRIENDS EAT ALL THE FOOD and then I discovered I had the caps lock on? “Yeah, yeah” -Usher
November 2011
8 posts
Wrote this song today. How does it sound y’all?
paperbrigadier:
So many things you can do with potatoes. You can mash them, bake them, fry them, scallop them, salad them. Potatoes ppl.
October 2011
12 posts
4 tags
Sunday Funday
racheldipaola:
Monday Funday, Tuesday Funday, Wednesday Funday, Thursday Funday, Friday Funday, Saturday Funday… who cares I’m drunk
Something I made that is dumb.
Click him if you want to click him.
Don’t if you do not want to do that.
Anonymous asked: cum 2 lunch wit me plzz. herd u got pretti dress, bet u l00k hawt!!!!!!!! ;-)
I was being a Target Mom this morning and someone from high school checked me out and I asked him what he was doing and he said he was just counting on the whole Target thing to work out. He asked me the same and I said I was homeless. It just seemed right.
Anonymous asked: Y U SO COOL?
4 tags
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
4 posts
Current State of Union
True Life: My Drunk Photo Booth hanging out on Tumblr now
Shannononon, I miss you bb!
I sold my soul to a man who is giving me money to sing horrible pop songs
I just want to be Donald Trump, etc.
I am going to start being non-negative python again, so that’s cool
One last negative python thing: I bought this new album and it blows.
“Ayo!”: http://youtu.be/dOrD5kqyov0
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June 2011
7 posts